A Prayer for the Stressed
me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change,
courage to change the things I cannot accept,
the wisdom to hide the bodies of those people
had to kill today because they pissed me off.
also, help me to be careful of the toes I step on today as...
may be connected to the ass that I may have to kiss tomorrow.
me to always give 100% at work...12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday,
on Wednesday, 20% on Thursday, and 5% on Fridays.
help me to remember that...When I'm having a really bad day,
it seems that people are trying to piss me off,
it takes 42 muscles to frown,
only 4 to extend my middle finger and tell them how to bite me.