A Prayer for the Stressed
Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change,
The courage to change the things I cannot accept,
And the wisdom to hide the bodies of those people
I had to kill today because they pissed me off.
And also, help me to be careful of the toes I step on today as...
They may be connected to the ass that I may have to kiss tomorrow.
Help me to always give 100% at work...12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday,
40% on Wednesday, 20% on Thursday, and 5% on Fridays.
And help me to remember that...When I'm having a really bad day,
And it seems that people are trying to piss me off,
That it takes 42 muscles to frown,
And only 4 to extend my middle finger and tell them how to bite me.

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